I’m so embarrassed being related to you…

Kay, you go around telling EVERYONE I broke your TV, that’s okay, I don’t mind, everyone knows I’m clumsy as fuck, but what pisses me off is how important you think that is. What do you think.. that’ll you’ll get sympathy from everyone when they hear about how I broke your TV? Your brother almost made me break a rib, and don’t forget 2 years ago, when your brother almost made me go blind in the right eye. I can repay for your TV, but if your brother made me blind, your whole family would be in debt to me, no matter how much you pay, you’ll still owe me, no amount of money could give me my vision back and you’ll be hated by everyone else. Who cares your TV broke?

Get your fucking priorities straight.